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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Well", I say, "each Mississippi is about a tablespoon and a half worth of ranch. That's around 100 calories. Since I counted to 8, don't fucking tell me you're 'eating healthy' when you're about to enjoy some ranch soup."

I'm reminded of mayo soup.