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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Did that porkorc just guzzle down 800 calories of ranch!? holyshit.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

It was on a salad, shitlord! The calories get canceled out, 'cause iceberg lettuce, or, something. /s

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Oh my gosh, not iceberg lettuce!! has an eye spasm The amount of times I've been to a fat salad bar in hotels; which is basically iceberg with one slice of tomato and ranch dressing on the side makes me want to puke.

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[–] daMountainOfLard 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh there was lettuce in there? I think you're the wrong one here then. Because that's NEGATIVE calories. So he basically LOST weight eating that salad. Duh

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[–] GrandpaDrokz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's okay since the salad will just absorb the calories of the ranch and zero it. Just as the diet coke will absorb the fats and calories of the triple Big Mac menu at McBeetus