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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

One of my fat subordinates(I didn't hire her I inherited her) told me that one of the skinny girls in the office was bullying her. Since I'm already in trouble with HR for not dealing with a similar matter last month I invited them into my office to talk about it and see if we could work it out.

The hammy one says, " I told her about how I was getting healthy like her and she wouldn't take me to the gym with her until I stopped eating fast food". I said, " how is that her bullying you? It sounds to me that she is perfectly willing to help you once you put forth some effort". She then said, and I shit you not, " I'm not trying to lose weight, I'm trying to get healthy".

So now I'm watching a diversity video with the skinny girl. I'm pretty sure this video is dated becuase it's teaching me not to say racist things to African Americans instead of not being mean to fatties.

This fatty makes 80k a year, how can she be so fucking stupid.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Give fatty some tight deadlines that you know she won't meet due to laziness. Then fire her pork-ass. Done.

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[–] theJshow 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I LOL'd SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS. "one of my fat subordinates(I didn't hire her I inherited her)"

I think I'm on mandatory diversity training too from all the shit I let out of my mouth with no filter. I'm literally sitting in some 80's BS video once a month I use for nap time.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sounds kinda good tactic, I'm apt to get a lot of those in the future because I have no filter.

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[–] Runninghigh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you fucking kidding me.

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In SC it is when you are 24. The cost of living is really low down here.