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[–] blerch 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Sorry, didn't mean to hurt you. But hey, here is an easy way to prevent that from happening in the future. Don't fucking poke me in the ribs!
[–] ShitLordMcAnusIII 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Poke me in the ribs, I poke you in the eye. With a screwdriver.
[–] fuck_fat_people 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
she probably poked you to remind herself what ribs feel like.
fat fuck's ribs got swallowed up by her rolls
[–] Officedrone 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I know it's just school and you won't get in trouble. But I would get in front of it and talk to a teacher first. blablabla I felt threatened blabla I needed to defend myself blabla I'm scared blabla. At least they will move you away from fatty
[–] BingoButts 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Use the magic phrase "ongoing issue with bullying"
[–] l23r 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Also: Sexual Harassment. Your rib is close to your boob, and if fatty is the same sex as you s/he might be queer.
See if you can get any of the guys to come forward too, or you could tell the teacher "[fatty] is bullying other people as well but they don't feel safe coming forward."
[–] Officedrone 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
we have a winner
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Grabbed the forearm? If so, next time twist it... control them with it, take it to the floor either forwards or back. 'Soft' moves from Krav are very useful.
[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Motherfucking Indian burn the bitch. :)
[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The fat just rolls with it :/ its like one huge flabby sleeve bearing.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, slightly different but it's amazingly effective for such a simple move, it kinda hurts too if you keep rolling it. In practice some have no awareness of how much twist to apply, they go too far over and that's annoying.
[–] ShitLordMcAnusIII 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Next time hit it in the face.
[–] Convair990 ago
I wouldve knocked the shit out of a fat fuck that dared to touch me. (Not the best course of action in a classroom i know) why the hell cant fatties fucking keep their hands to themselves! I swear theyre like bad children.
[–] StrippingShitLady ago
Similar case with me. Bullied by a fat for being a "whore" when she got pregnant our senior year. Had no idea who the father was or from what side of town he came from. She pinned the baby on some poor tall country boy who played football. She missed graduation to give birth to a mixed baby. The father was a black man that dropped out our second semester and was from the southside of town. And I'm the whore who had three boyfriends in five years.
[–] l23r ago
Even if you fucked five guys in three hours, you wouldn't be a whore cause you didn't shit out an oops and expect Nice (assuming white) Country Boy to foot the bill for almost 2 decades.
[–] PinkXenomorph ago
That just sucks. Fats who can't keep their hands to themselves are the worst.