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[–] groovybum 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
So uh the woman wants the guy to suffer in 110+ degrees of heat while working to the point where he could die from heatstroke to earn her love? Might as well put down the fork and put a little dedication in yourself then.
[–] bunsenhoneydew 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
She just wants her man to die around the same age she will
[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not once did she make any mention of taking care of the guy, like bringing him iced tea so she watch his glistening muscles.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If my guy had a job like that (and if I didn't have a job of my own), I'd sit outside and watch him all day. No, scratch that. I'd help him as much as I can, and grope his butt.
[–] EatingSteak ago
He can do all the yard work, I'll spend the time on my hair and makeup
[–] alc0 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And McDonald's.