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[–] potato_in_my_fupa 1 point 59 points 60 points (+60|-1) ago
Oh, snap. Fatty got served something she can't eat
[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Give it a few minutes, it will find a way!
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
She'll probably print a screenshot, then eat it.
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Served a cardio because it was such a good fat burn
[–] groovybum 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
So uh the woman wants the guy to suffer in 110+ degrees of heat while working to the point where he could die from heatstroke to earn her love? Might as well put down the fork and put a little dedication in yourself then.
[–] bunsenhoneydew 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
She just wants her man to die around the same age she will
[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not once did she make any mention of taking care of the guy, like bringing him iced tea so she watch his glistening muscles.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If my guy had a job like that (and if I didn't have a job of my own), I'd sit outside and watch him all day. No, scratch that. I'd help him as much as I can, and grope his butt.
[–] EatingSteak ago
He can do all the yard work, I'll spend the time on my hair and makeup
[–] alc0 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And McDonald's.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Profile picture is of him in a gym - so good.
[–] FatalFat 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Ha that is cute...thinking you catch a rancher he is the only one that is gonna be working?! Then again I am in ranch country and see more fat farmers, ranchers, and good old boys on a daily basis than I care to admit. Thanks to technology ranch work is not what it used to be.
[–] Sprintal 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Came here to say this, did ranch work for a quarter of my life and I'm still built like a woman, and most farm kids I know are fat.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I guess that just shows how delusional the ham really is.
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Take just about anything in farming that you could do better by being bigger, stronger, and faster - there's a machine for it now.
Lots of mundane work - raking stuff, riding tractors. There's something fat people can do well - sit down and let the machine do the work
[–] FatalFat ago
Real shame to if you ask me. Stripping a stall or tossing hay or any of the other physical crap you have to do on a ranch is a hell of a work out...if you actually do it. Plus you are outside and often times around awesome animals can't get much better for me.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
One of the most epic fatty-burns I've seen on this site. Love it.
[–] YamaMaya 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Oldie but goodie. I hate uppity people in general who look down on someone for using whey as part of a balanced diet. It's not fucking poison, it's a byproduct of cheese, you know, the shit fattys pour all over everything.
[–] fphthrowie 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I could be crazy here, I really could, but I thought farmers had magical things like tractors and combine harvesters to help them nowadays.
[–] AOU 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Charred bacon.