Hello fellow shitlords! It's your shitlord police officer here with a great incident that occurred yesterday at our local Walmart! It brings tears to my eyes!
A young man went to Walmart with his grandmother, who is 80 years old & has Parkinson's. He gets her a handicap scooter, she absolutely has the right to use it! While they are shopping, they temporarily get separated, I think he went into the electronics section to look at something.
When he gets back to his grandmother, she is standing alone, in the aisle, trembling. He asks her what happened, & she points to a 450 pound cunt who told her she didn't need the scooter, she didn't look handicapped, and this worthless piece of shit actually put her hand on the elderly woman, took her out of the scooter, and then smugly drove away!!! Are you fucking kidding me???
The grandson completely lost it. He went over to this fat, worthless piece of shit and demanded the scooter back. Fatty decides to make a stand, and this was a big mistake. Unbeknownst to fatty, this young man is known to our department. He has a very violent temper & has been arrested before for Assault & Battery, Mayhem, Firearms violations, Armed Assault, etc. Suffice it to say, he has a temper! He has done both State time & local time in different prisons. I think he went into prison mode during this event!!
When fatty stood up out of the scooter and told him his grandma "Didn't look crippled" & how she "had mobility issues" he tried to be nice and told her just to give the scooter back to his Nana & he would forget about it. Fatty made a big mistake, one she will regret for some time. She actually pushed him out of the way and told him "Fuck off, it's mine."
Witnesses said what happened next will go down in history as on of the most vicious right hooks in Walmart history. He had been pushed too far, a fat, worthless bag of adipose had insulted both his grandmother and him, and he had enough. He punched her as hard as he could on the left side of her face, sending her flying into a Walmart bin of shitty DVD's that were on sale!!!! She was out. Unconscious. KO. Toast.
When I arrive, I pull the young man aside (He and I know each other, we have gone at it before, so we both have a mutual respect for each other) and ask him what the fuck happened? His story is exactly what I told you guys, he doesn't try to hide anything, he says fatty just disrespected his nana & then him and he dropped her like a bag of dirt. I told him while I understood his response, breaking fatty's jaw was over the line (The paramedics on scene had told me her jaw was broken, possible concussion, couple of loose teeth) I had to take him to the station, under arrest.
He didn't even care. He went peacefully, and I told him I would make sure his grandmother got home safely (had one of my guys drive her home) and I would let him call his attorney back at the station.
We are in the process of reviewing video moniters right now, but it appears this part of the store was not covered by video. Too bad! While the fat fuck did push him, I'm afraid a jury of non shitlords will not think that was a necessary use of force, or self defense. I'm sure he will end up back in jail, but I guarantee you Fatty McFatterson will not commandeer another scooter for the rest of her short life! Her jaw was broken, she had a concussion, and I'm sure I will end up testifying in court over this event. Did he go too far? Discuss.........