Posted by: DumbCollegeStudent
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] BioRito 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
That's the most dangerous kind of cop. It'll shoot you because it can't chase you.
[–] tsasa 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Unacceptable. He's a drain on taxpayer money, a danger to his fellow officers who rely on each other, and incapable of ever catching/stopping a criminal. How can the department keep overlooking these obvious facts? Fuck him.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
REMEMBER when you were a kid and went to the amusement park and there was a funhouse or hall of mirrors there? And they had all these wacky mirrors that made your body weird shapes? Like some made you skinny, some made you ridiulously short, some made you look like this guy, and it was super hilarious?
This guy can look like that without a mirror permanently! Who even knew that would ever be possible?
How cool is that??? What a fucking hero this guy is!
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why is there stuff hooked to the back of its belt? We all know it can't reach back there.
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I feel safer already!
[–] buttergolem69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
He bears an remarkable resemblance to humpy dumpy
[–] porkgoblin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Holy shit. That is utterly ridiculous.
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[–] MilwaukeeCannibal 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The UK has it's fair share of porkers. It shouldn't be allowed. Japan hasn't got a tolerance for fat people in such important positions.