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[–] different_to_a_duck 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"people likely in their 20s-40s were using their grocery carts as rolling walkers"

What is wrong with people? Why can't they just use the carts like a normal person, pushing themselves up on the handlebar and sliding around the store and carpark uncontrollably. I'm 23 and will never get tired of that.

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[–] CIShitLord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They're so fat that their weight wouldn't be balanced out by the cart and they'd just fall on their backs. That and they can barely manage to walk due to years of being lazy fat fucks.

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[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, they're the reason everybody freaks if you do this. Because if/when they do, the whole cart falls down on top of them because they can't balance the weight.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I self-identify as an attack helicopter... Pew pew

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[–] Wwanker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I identify as an anti-air rocket and I'm gonna destroy you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No homo tho

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[–] Teddy36 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I self identify as an emp device your both boned.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fuckin wanka ;)

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm just gonna self identify as Big Boss then. (At least for this week.)

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's bad...Really bad. Everybody is fat.

The only consolation I can offer, is that if you don't lose the faith, you can be nearly 40 hanging out with people who are 23 and not look a bit out of place. The only problem is that partying until 3:00am gets harder when you get used working regular hours.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

self-identified her weight as 243 lbs.

It's ok. I self-identify my 1rm dl as 5 plates. /s

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So many people in their 20s are obese or morbidly obese now. It's insane! They are literally wasting their youth. I hate them all.

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Maybe try that beautiful people dating site?

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[–] Vrendly 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, don't steal our women, we need them. We need their shitlording. :P