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[–] PoopToaster 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Yeah... the 5k bullshit... I've got an injured knee from a car accident and it may hurt like hell but I'm perfectly capable of running 5k again.
[–] 5339877? 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
I had to walk some of my 5k yesterday because I have an injured knee; it happens.
What astonishes me is that she was so injured from the run that later she couldn't even walk around a supermarket.
I wonder what could be putting so much pressure on her skeleton that she can't even walk?
Obviously nothing to do with the excess 300lbs crushing her knee joints because HAES.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm willing to bet the scotty puff incident with the older lady happened, but I seriously doubt the 5k bit. At most, fatty managed the length of the mall to Cinnabon and back to her car.
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You'd be amazed how many fatasses can waddle out 5 kilometers.
Last marathon I ran, I was checking the 'max' times - my calf had been bothering me during training and I was worried I might have to walk for a little while.
They do the 5k,10k,and marathons in the same rule set, just at different times.
They close the course down at a 16 min mile pace. I couldn't fucking believe it. I walk the dog that fast. As in - not even running or racing. I try to hit an 8:00/mile pace, and here I was worried about being disqualified if I didn't make a 10 min pace or something.
Reminds me of my favorite all-time post on here it says some fat girl in denial "I can't be fat, I run!!" - for "verification, posted a pic of her with the marathon bib. Some random shit Lord says "what pace do you waddle at? All I see is a fat girl with a sign"
Burned.
[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And it had to mention that it was in the produce section... Suuuure.
[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
At 350 lbs it should NOT be "running" anything. I doubt it could manage a brisk waddle.
[–] TriggeredLardTub 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Not only shouldn't it be running until it loses 150 pounds but no way it can run at 350 pounds. My 300 pound unfortunately acquaintances can't even keep up with my walking pace when we have to walk down the street