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[–] I_like_paint 0 points 77 points (+77|-0) ago 

Wear a go-pro with that and go to Walmart. Report back

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Oh god, please do OP!!

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dare he enter the Pig's Den‽

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Find out next time, on the next episode of Dragonball Z.

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[–] Optick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Good gracious! An interrobang in the wild?

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[–] renderbender 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

holy shit, it's an exclamation question mark, holy shit

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is the greatest idea.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

*Walmart, Golden Corral, a beetus clinic, various local porcine feed troughs

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Looks good. Where are you planning to wear it?

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[–] pray_the_gay_away [S] 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

I wore it to the mall. People definitely got triggered but not enough to make a scene. It was so much fun.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Nice.

I so wish I had a shirt like this now.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hilarious. 👍

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[–] retailslave 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fuck. This is something I'd love to do if I didn't work in a relatively small town where all my gross amd fat customers would recognize me.

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[–] Jitenon 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Whale-mart

McDicks

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lol 😂

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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Well don't just show it to us! Did you show Milo yet?

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[–] Ellen_Kung_Pao 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

How long did it take to get to you? I'm hoping to wear mine at DePaul before the quarter ends!

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[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Dammit, now I wish we had a Walmart in NYC. I'd totally buy one just to go there and walk around!

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[–] gerbshter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just go to any tourist trap. The bulk of the fatties in NYC are the out of towners.

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[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I just got a vivid flashback to getting trapped on the sidewalk in Times Square behind three death fats in hot pink shirts. I literally ran out into the street to get around them.

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[–] Seeker74 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lol, bulk.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hello fellow NYC shitlord! We have a Target at least. And Costco. Plenty of whales in there.

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[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

True, I forgot about the Targets here! I usually try to avoid them because the ones I've been to are always a goddamn mess, but now I am plotting :-D

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[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You should wear it to a planet fitness!

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[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You mean planet fatness? Hahaha my fella just told me yesterday that apparently, they have pizza day and donut day or something like that. Unbelievable.

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[–] Fat4Fuel 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Target, Costco, or try Cold Stones creamery in Time Square.

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[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You should have added a timestamp to it, so that you could simultaneously have a winning post and get verified as a shitlord :)

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[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They sell these in XL just in case you are actually The Mountain or dwayne johnson.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Clothing companies should try to cater to shitlords and ladies, we might be a better market then fatty boom-booms

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