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[–] coffeeandmetal 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I graduated HS 6 years ago and I already see my former classmates getting fat as fuck. I have to admit I love seeing the shitheads that annoyed me lose their humanity and transform into hogs. Also, the cunt that thought she was prettiest in class got all fat and lumpy. I smile typing this, I swear.

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[–] izzygirl867 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I graduated high school four years ago, and I'm already barely able to recognize people because of their weight gain.

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[–] coffeeandmetal 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I can feel that feel.

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[–] LiberatedDeathStar 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Luckily, I'm the other way. In high school and in early college, I was a bit heavier. I just finished my undergrad degree, and I'm down to around 140 pounds as a 5'10 male, whereas I used to hover between the 170-200 range. It'll be funny to see the situations reversed, later.

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[–] iammeandyouareme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There's a few girls I knew in high school that were the "popular" cheerleader girls who ended up peaking in high school. They're all getting chubby (with the exception of a few, one is a professional ballerina in a company and is still rail thin and in shape) and most look 10 years older than they should be.

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[–] coffeeandmetal 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That is what happened to my cheerleader-type classmates too. Oh well.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Makes me wonder how many old classmates I've run in to, over the years; we just never recognize each other because.

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[–] c-fox 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I have a 30 year high school reunion in a few weeks, I can't wait to see how fat some have become. I weigh 180, was 175 when I left school. (I'm 6'0). I'm going to shitlord them by my mere presence.

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[–] libertas_aut_mors [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Yeah, I look way better than I did in HS even. This was my 10 year, I can't even imagine these people will live long enough to make it to the 30 year

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Just make sure to sound really surprised - "Really!? Brent/Janet/whomever!? Weren't you in track? I seriously didn't recognize you!"

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[–] retailslave 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"You got so disgustingly huge! I didn't recognize you with the extra chins!"

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[–] coffeeandmetal 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Or you can make a really malicious compliment, like "Oh my god, ____________, the extra chins look amazing on you! I always thought of you as a sack of shit, turns out I was right!"

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You might be disappointed. In 30 years it's a safe bet many of them are dead.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I saw this old friend of mine from HS when I went to visit my parents recently. At Whalemart, fitting in. Literally the second I walked in the entrance it was damn, she comin'. I say nothing because I'm not in the mood for a reunion with Big Bertha and comments on how I managed not to become a blubberwhale. A few minutes later, she's literally one foot away looking at the same products as me. It's an odd section to be in, it's not a coincidence. I can feel the daggers she's staring through me, but piggy says nothing. Later I message her on FB teehee, I think I saw you at Walmart and she claims not to have noticed. Don't worry, piggy, your worst fear is true and I did in fact notice all 300 of your spherical pounds.

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Classic "shitlord at a reunion" scenario. Like a graceful ninja standing in a room full of dodged bullets.

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] DeVera 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Every generation, my BMI is 21 and I was born in the mid 70s and too many people I went to school and university with are hamplanets.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Same here. Though my BMI is a bit higher, but I lift.

All of my former classmates are hams now. Actually, not all of them. A few are already dead from the beetus.

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[–] bock 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Happened to me at my 20 year. Walked in and only 10% looked even remotely like the humans they were in high school. Every single fat there talked about how "lucky" I was.

Sneered at them, told them hard work looks a lot like luck to the lazy and left after 20 minutes :-)

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ooh shit I'm using that thanks!

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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's so demeaning when they accuse you of being lucky for being in shape. It completely dismisses all the hard work that you put into controlling your macros, lifting, and doing cardio.

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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Nothing better than vindication. Good for you OP. Could've shitlorded some more. "Oh I don't even recognize you anymore you were so thin!" But I get that you didn't want to mingle in with pigs.

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[–] libertas_aut_mors [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I had a ham there ask me if I was a model now, since I don't keep in touch. When he said it, the faces of the former hot popular girls just dropped into a resentful and butthurt gaze. It was very satisfying. This could have been you bitch, but you ate yourself to death.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

70% of Americans are fat. 70 fucking percent. That number is hard to wrap my head around. It's not a uniform 70% either. Most of the folks I hang with on a daily basis are into sports (runners or involved in the sport I coach for youth fitness), or have terminal degrees (PhD, MD, etc). I'd say only 10% or less of the people I interact with on purpose are overweight. Maybe 1-2% are obese. I self select a lot in my activities, and so does my SO (all her friends are into sports and fitness as well).

I imagine going to a high school reunion would end up being 90% fats, because it would be people I knew solely because of where they lived, and most of them probably are leading "average" American sedentary lives, where being fat isn't treated as the disease and horror that it is.

Part of me would like to go back and sneer at all of the people I didn't like. But most of me just hates the idea of having to interact with fats and their tiny ass brains. Not to mention the smell... A crowded sweaty gym full of eatbeasts HAS to be one rank ass stench.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Most of the folks I hang with on a daily basis are into sports (runners or involved in the sport I coach for youth fitness), or have terminal degrees (PhD, MD, etc).

You and I run in the same sort of crowd, I imagine. I have more friends with PhDs than I do friends who "only" have a Bachelor's degree. In fact, I think I know more people with multiple advanced degrees than I do people who didn't go to college at all.

Yes, you are correct. The high-educated folks I know are, by and large, very fit. They lift, hike, run marathons, do triathlons, ride their bikes to work rather than drive, etc. Not a single fatty among them.

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