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[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"We're not a gym"

Well, at least they're finally admitting it. Any "gym" that has a "lunk alarm" and serves free pizza every week to keep their members fat certainly isn't a gym in my book.

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[–] thedrunkenweasel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's a great business model though.

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[–] alc0 ago 

What is a lunk alarm?

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[–] A_Vile_Climate ago 

The tragic answer to that question is: if someone is in the "gym" working out too hard and making grunting noises, one of the staff will hit the "lunk alarm" which sounds throughout the building. This is to discourage you from working out too hard and by extension making everyone else feel bad about themselves.