Archived Fatty Lurkers. Put down the butter stick and get to the gym (youtube.com)
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Archived Fatty Lurkers. Put down the butter stick and get to the gym (youtube.com)
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[–] nonfat69 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Gave me a chub tbh
[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"We're not a gym"
Well, at least they're finally admitting it. Any "gym" that has a "lunk alarm" and serves free pizza every week to keep their members fat certainly isn't a gym in my book.
[–] thedrunkenweasel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's a great business model though.
[–] alc0 ago
What is a lunk alarm?
[–] A_Vile_Climate ago
The tragic answer to that question is: if someone is in the "gym" working out too hard and making grunting noises, one of the staff will hit the "lunk alarm" which sounds throughout the building. This is to discourage you from working out too hard and by extension making everyone else feel bad about themselves.
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Solid logic. Because there will always be someone more jacked than me, like IFBB bodybuilders and what not, I'll just be a lazy fatass. Yep, no point trying at all, because there will always be someone bigger, and stronger than me. Got it.
[–] statguru 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Also, Planet Fitness serves pizza!! Win, win!
[–] 5278332? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And this is another reason to not step into planet fatness. I would rather home gym. You can get a lot done with your own 2 feet and a few dumbbells.
[–] ShitladyInFurs ago
$10 a month??!!!!! Are you kidding me! I didn't realise how cheap things were in America. Hams have no reason to complain with prices that cheap. Fuck my life right up, jesus.
[–] BlackBetty ago
Well, at least they admit it.
[–] Moderately_soluble ago
No
-them