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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fucking awesome. Tomorrow you should run by her house with your dog and talk loudly to him, "Run, run, run Fido, you've been getting tubby lately, run! :D"

Maybe bend over to tie your shoes? Do some stretching, who knows.

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[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Actually I've done that already. I made it a point to ask him if he wanted to run while she was out there on her fat ass, and made damn sure she could hear me. The dog's ears perked up an we took off. When I came back by she was gone, and I don't recall seeing her out again for several days afterwards. I also made it a point when her kids were petting him to very loudly tell the kids "He loves his walks, he gets them every single day! He loves it more than food!". I didn't see the look on her face, but she huffed back inside because I heard the door slam.

Being subtle and innocent is my favorite way to shitlord.