Every day, every single day the family dog gets walked and I'm the one who walks it. It's fairly routine, and it's something we both always look forward to. He gets a nice long walk through a nicer part of the area, where it's heavily wooded, and a peaceful water area runs behind some of the houses. There are often a lot of little kids out during later in the day walks, and he looks forward to saying hello (and getting pets) from every single one. It's a part of the day I always look forward to.
The usual route puts us past a few houses that are obviously military. Most of them are fairly nice, and usually the mothers are out watching their kids. During the start of doing this particular route, I became very aware of a fat dependa (probably between 250-300 pounds) that was usually out sitting her fat ass in as little clothes as possible on her porch while the kids interact with other kids in the area. Keep in mind most of the women on this street mingle when the kids are out. No one mingles with this fat bitch, or so I've noticed.
She (the fat dependa) witnessed her kids one day coming up, asking to pet my dog, and me happily obliging because my dog LOVES children. It's really a treat to see how happy it makes him to have little ones pet him, and give him all sorts of attention. She gave me a look like I was some sort of horrible monster...and when I walked on she huffed at her kids that she shouldn't trust dogs because they might attack them.
Later on, this is about a month later I began walking earlier some days, and she would always be out there on nicer days (kids out or no) sitting her pasty fat ugly ass on that poor bench and staring out into the world while whale-songing on her phone. With-out fail every single time as I walk by her house she gives me this horrible expression, curls her lip, pulls a stink face and then huffs her way indoors. Today I made it a point to walk by...and I had my music turned off even though the plugs were in. She was on her phone, and as I started to pass she told the person "Hold on, I'm going inside." She huffs as she gets up and continues " can't stand sitting out here while anorexic sluts walk by! It triggers my ED!"
Then she goes in, slams her door shut and I'm just...shocked. I read these stories people post here, but I never imagined I'd be one of those people who somehow triggers a fat hog just by existing to the point of it becoming verbal. I'm just being responsible, taking my adorable furry friend on his walks, and....it's really sad. It's pathetic that something this simple and not profound causes a fat shit to feel insecure about itself. That's the reality of it. It's all about insecurity. The reason she flipped about her kids saying hi to my dog, is the same reason she flips when I walk by. Seeing me (a human body, not a fat body) bothers her. Deep down she knows she's a fat sack of shit. They all do. This is the first time I've heard someone openly talk that way but I get the cold shoulder and the death glares all the time from fat customers at work.
Ever since the weather turned nice, more fat swine has been showing up. When I'm at work, it's super customer service mode. I have my best smile, my best attitude, and I am always polite, friendly, and eager to help people. Without fail fat female swine always return a friendly "How are you today?" or "Is there anything I can do to help you?" with a scowl, a death glare, and an over-all "I hate you because you remind me of how disgusting I am".
This is why I go out of my way to make sure if they have their SO around I try to strike up conversation, and make sure the SO is being helped as well as possible. IT PISSES THE FAT SHEWHALES OFF SO BADLY. It's hilarious to watch their range of facial expressions and utter hatefulness hit over-drive. Nothing makes them more insecure than seeing their SO talking at length with something that is actually human.
Anyway I've been wanting to share this for a while, and today's encounter pushed me right on into sharing. When they say they are fat and proud...they are lying. All it takes is the appearance of one human with a human body for it to all go down the drain.
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[–] KrystalMeth 1 point 57 points 58 points (+58|-1) ago
This whole not fat means anorexic thing really needs to stop. Its a serious mental illness, not a diet. It's like saying people who like things neat and tidy have obsessive compulsive disorder, something else I have heard fats say a lot. But this trivializing mental illness to make themselves feel better thing needs to just end.
[–] invisiblecalories 1 point 26 points 27 points (+27|-1) ago
I hate people turning disorders into teehee I'm so quirky. People with actual conditions aren't announcing it to the world with glee.
[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
I agree that it needs to stop. Fats in general manage to trivialize all forms of mental illness and it's infuriating. Honestly the only thing that made me mad about this entire thing is the fat shit claiming to have an ED when she was talking to who ever. The reality is, it is her type of body that triggers people with real eating disorders. I don't have one, but even I have a hard time meeting my own calorie goals when I am dealing with fats on a regular basis. It so puts me off of eating when my appetite already is currently fucked up. It's got to be worse for a real anorexic to be trying to eat more (and better) to constantly see fat bodies everywhere.
[–] 5276570? 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
She DOES have an ED. She has Binge Eating Disorder. Its symptoms are eating disorder of pizza, disorder of fries, and disorder of cupcakes.
[–] caddy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, it's like saying all people who take medication are addicts or something. Yeah. It's dumb. Fats are dumb.
[–] temp413 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This shit pisses me off to no end. I have OCD and it's not something you want, trust me.
[–] DayShaun 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
Didn't you know that calling a total stranger an anorexic slut is a sign of a happy, well-adjusted person?
[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's the thing that gets me. It takes HAES and the whole Body Positive movement and turns it on their head. Every where you go online these things are calling total strangers horrible things, and tearing them down simply for existing in the way the human body was meant to exist. That lady? I can only imagine what she went on about after she slammed that door. I can only imagine the other nasty things she had to say that I didn't hear and that's not even on the internet. She's not happy, none of them are happy. No one who is happy spends a bulk of their time tearing others down out of jealousy and deep seated self loathing.
[–] retailslave 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Will you do something for me? Will you please walk by her again, lift your shirt up and show off your non-gelatinous belly, flip her off, and walk away? (Bonus if your dog shits in her yard). Just knowing that someone, somewhere did that to a fat would fill me with such boundless joy.
[–] M1 1 point 20 points 21 points (+21|-1) ago
She calls you a slut as if you're sucking all the dicks on your walk. Slut is fat code for way more attractive than me.
Are the kids fat? You should call CPS.
[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
Isn't projection wonderful?
No, the kids are not actually fat. They look like regular kids who love to run around and play pretend. Actually, interestingly enough there really are very few fat kids in the area. I can only bring two to mind, they are earlier in the walk and generally neither one is ever an issue. The girl is usually rather happy to see the dog and loves to pet it. If the people who run CPS around here were not hams I'd have reported that house. Both kids are going to have heart attacks before they are in their late 20's. They are that obese. The yard is sometimes littered with broken sharp things (though not lately), and the situation is very bizarre. Never seen a house that has a different car in the lot every week and there not be something illegal going on.
[–] fphthrowie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's the same when healthy women turn down fedora-wearing neckbeards and fatties. She automatically becomes a shallow slut doomed to a lifetime of being abused by asshole chads.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That's one of the best ways we can shitlord. Simply by existing!
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Keep doing what you're doing! Add a large beet-us cup with water in it and you're good to pigger for another month or so.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Oh god. I'd love to see a skinny shitlady using a big gulp container as their water bottle while jogging. Add food coloring to the water for extra triggering if they want to see if it is actually beetus juice (you can say it's mountain beetus or some shit that way).
[–] LIPCSB__ 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I have read one story about trolling fats by drinking straight out of a 2L sprite bottle filled with water.
[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If I didn't need to keep my hands free while walking I'd do it. While it's a really nice route, there have been enough odd incidents that I keep my hands completely free.
[–] MamaCassHamSandwich 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I have used one of those big insulated bastards from 7eleven as a water cup many times on my walks around the neighbourhood with my dog and the kid in the stroller. My water bottle didn't fit in the cup holder but the big bastard sits nicely in the folded up sunshade of the stroller.
The looks were priceless. I never let on that it was water. Just smiled and waved at their befuddled faces.
I got a better water bottle now but maybe I should pull out the big bastard again.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Preach it, sister.
[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fucking awesome. Tomorrow you should run by her house with your dog and talk loudly to him, "Run, run, run Fido, you've been getting tubby lately, run! :D"
Maybe bend over to tie your shoes? Do some stretching, who knows.
[–] Sanguinelady [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Actually I've done that already. I made it a point to ask him if he wanted to run while she was out there on her fat ass, and made damn sure she could hear me. The dog's ears perked up an we took off. When I came back by she was gone, and I don't recall seeing her out again for several days afterwards. I also made it a point when her kids were petting him to very loudly tell the kids "He loves his walks, he gets them every single day! He loves it more than food!". I didn't see the look on her face, but she huffed back inside because I heard the door slam.
Being subtle and innocent is my favorite way to shitlord.
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[–] retailslave 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's fucking golden