Posted by: karalette
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago (edited ago)
Whichever one of you glorious shitlords did this, you are a genius
[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Your words are too kind. But thank you.
[–] temp413 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's fucking incredible.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
[–] RandomAXEofKindness 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Pork lift?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Choose a wall that's about a 2000km walk away. That should do it.
[–] temp413 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Nothing says sexy like needing milk crates to hold your fat ass up during sex.
Since this is a discussion about him having to lift her, it's exactly his business.
[–] eueueu 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
For a woman with an average height (about 1,64m or 5ft 5in) that makes a BMI of 41. I'm amazed they're not in need of a broomstick to have sex.
[–] temp413 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or his mom to hold up a fold.
[–] 5259392? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I never get tired of allusions to that story.
[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Of Betas and Beasts: A Settle For What You Can Get Story.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I had to throw my 2 cents in. Jesus fuck why would you ever contemplate this?
[–] karalette [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
maybe he's trying to commit suicide by having her weight break his spine? his life seems pretty worthless if he's bagging a planet like that.
[–] shadybrainfarm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My ex is 6'6". He was 240 pounds at one point (actually was much more before that), and HE WAS FAT. He's like 200 now.
A fat man as tall as tall as an NBA player should not weigh the same as any woman EVER. Jesus fucking christ thats really fat.