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[–] OhTheHamanatee [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
But at least the diet Coke cancels all the calories, RIGHT GUISE RIGHT...?
[–] ShitArchon ago (edited ago)
Hams have a tendency to think in terms of the halo effect--"gummy bears are fat-free"--not in terms of CICO budgeting or the laws of physics. So Amberlynn Reid thinks Wheat Thins (140 calorie/serving, same as crackers and potato chips) and Clif Bars (250 calories) are "healthy snack ideas." I drank Diet Pepsi before class because it wouldn't blow my calories for the day--I'd rather spend those calories on food--and I prefer the non-sticky texture. Hams do it because "it's healthy!"
See, thin mukbang stars like Diva drink regular coke but their meal is a bunch of Korean food with vegetables. Every single fat-fuck "mukbang" video I've seen (don't look up Amberlynn Reid if you don't want to lose your appetite) has been bland pizza/McBeetus/etc., never something that involves vegetables or chopsticks. They're closer to JoeysWorldTour videos--watching a morbidly obese person eat junk food disgustingly--than to Korean visceral-pleasure-from=watching-someone-else-eat-what-you-can't-have mukbangs. There's no point in watching when the person in question is hard on the eyes.