Posted by: OhTheHamanatee
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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I only made it about 30 seconds. Those disgusting blown out asshole lips and then all the smacking and moaning. Almost threw up my lunch watching it eat that obeast feast.
[–] OhTheHamanatee [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
And a few days later, it will make a video crying about the eating disorder it has.
[–] OhTheHamanatee [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
But at least the diet Coke cancels all the calories, RIGHT GUISE RIGHT...?
[–] ShitArchon ago (edited ago)
Hams have a tendency to think in terms of the halo effect--"gummy bears are fat-free"--not in terms of CICO budgeting or the laws of physics. So Amberlynn Reid thinks Wheat Thins (140 calorie/serving, same as crackers and potato chips) and Clif Bars (250 calories) are "healthy snack ideas." I drank Diet Pepsi before class because it wouldn't blow my calories for the day--I'd rather spend those calories on food--and I prefer the non-sticky texture. Hams do it because "it's healthy!"
See, thin mukbang stars like Diva drink regular coke but their meal is a bunch of Korean food with vegetables. Every single fat-fuck "mukbang" video I've seen (don't look up Amberlynn Reid if you don't want to lose your appetite) has been bland pizza/McBeetus/etc., never something that involves vegetables or chopsticks. They're closer to JoeysWorldTour videos--watching a morbidly obese person eat junk food disgustingly--than to Korean visceral-pleasure-from=watching-someone-else-eat-what-you-can't-have mukbangs. There's no point in watching when the person in question is hard on the eyes.
[–] SilentMaster 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Myspace angles don't work with video you fucking moron.
[–] Wheeze 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I could barely watch this video.
Like someone else said, her repulsive lips really bother me, really does not flasher her already pig face. The more videos I watched of her the more I hated her personality too.
Miss piggy has nothing going good for her.
[–] xelas 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
This makes me physically ill. It's repulsive. I already cannot stand the sound of people eating, but it's amplified 10x when it's fat people stuffing their maw.
ETA I cannot believe someone who has publicly whined on youtube about having BED is doing "mukbang" videos.
[–] JustABitLost 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Holy crap. It was born on May 8, 1988. That thing is younger than me but looks about a decade older. Just....how?!
[–] ShitArchon ago (edited ago)
Dominos Pizza is so mediocre that a cheese actually tastes better than a pepperoni. It's only good if you're a broke, hungry college student and the pizza is free (in which case, you eat like a king). If you're going to blow calories and money on pizza, there are numerous alternatives (see also: Papa Murphy's).
So of course a fat person would be excited about it.
[–] Sugar_Coated_Jimmies ago (edited ago)
-Fried blonde hair: check. -Fat disgusting bread loaf arms: check -Triple chin: triple check. -Fat disfigured Collagen filled lips: check. -Complete mental retardation: check.