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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

44 minutes to "run" 5k?!

...I'm the World's Shittiest Runnertm, and I can sub-30 it even on my bad days. 44 minutes is fucking pathetic.

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[–] nonfat69 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

44 minute 3k = less than 4 mph

it's literally walking

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[–] Literallycant 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm right at 30 at the moment. I did a half marathon in 2:15 and frankly I'm just glad I finished lol

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We need a Shitty Runner 5k just for shitlords. I use to walk that slow... Now I'm at least under 32 min for a 5k

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[–] tipsyoctopus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My father is just shy of obese and over 50 and he still can do a sub 30 5k!

This is uber pathetic.