Archived Shower thought.. what if HAES actually *is* backed up by doctors? (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Shower thought.. what if HAES actually *is* backed up by doctors? (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by Wilford_Brimlaaw
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[–] marlacolt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"If you're not sure, rub the food on a piece of paper; if the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!" -Dr. Nick Riviera
[–] IggyReilly ago
Bahaha! I instantly thought of the fish sandwich Bart rubs on the wall.
[–] Fatkinisfat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
According to the fats, there are some. At least they're always claiming that their doctors say they're healthy...
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fats' definition of "health" is such a low bar, though. For example,
"My blood tests all came back normal! See, I'm healthy!" (translation: The doctors have been unable to find a single thing other than my obesity that's causing my chronic exhaustion and pain.)
"I'm active. I get exercise! I'm healthy!" (translation: I walked from the parking lot into the building 50 feet away with just minimal shortness of breath.)
"I'm so healthy! I never get sick!" (translation: My immune system hasn't totally crapped out even at the advanced ham age of 24 years.)
"I'm healthy!" (translation: I don't require a portable oxygen tank to breathe.)
"I'm healthy!" (translation: The insulin shots I'm supposed to take everyday are optional. In theory, I could control my sugar levels with diet alone, but I refuse to do that.)
"I'm healthy!" (translation: I currently have both feet, though that may not be the case in the near future.)
[–] Convair990 ago
More meds to sell when they get worse
[–] ohwell316 ago
At some point I think they get tired of saying the same thing and being ignored. If you have already burned 9 fingers I would not tell you the stove is hot the 10th time. .