Archived A couple of finds on Reddit. How do fats become this complacent with their shit? (sli.mg)
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Archived A couple of finds on Reddit. How do fats become this complacent with their shit? (sli.mg)
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[–] DevilsMonkey 1 point 37 points 38 points (+38|-1) ago
I didn't expect you to be literal with the title.
[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 1 point 18 points 19 points (+19|-1) ago
I was going for that effect.
[–] fancyiguana 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I assumed it would be about real shit. Because fatties are disgusting.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
[–] Alex4000 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I use to work in retail back in college. Trust me, it's real. ಠ_ಠ
[–] RockyMountainLady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The part I don't believe is how a landwhale found pants big enough to not be embedded in their skin "sausage casing" style. I worked retail, I believe dirty little human monkeys will shit about anywhere... o_O
[–] Hargrave 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
When you already look like shit you may as well smell the part.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
One more reason to always have your cell phone in a pocket, pre-set to shoot video and ready to go on a split-second’s notice. V-FPH needs live vids of fats shitting themselves and shaking turds out of their pants onto the floor. There should be a contest for the best live vid of a fat shitting itself.
[–] Ben77 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
How can anyone read that link and not agree that fats should be executed? Even actual beasts have more self control and pride.
[–] fancyiguana 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was just about to say how can anyone not hate fats knowing shit (pun intended) like this?
[–] SHELF_ASS 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
At the very least they need to start suffering legal consequences for this. The more they start shitting in public, the more other subhuman lardasses will think "hey, why didn't I think of that sooner? Who needs restrooms?" and we're all going to have to wear special shoes when we go shopping because we know every trip we'll have to throw them out before we get back in our cars. Grocery stores will have to have someone on constant shit-cleaning duty.
[–] Ben77 ago
It is disgusting, and as you predict they will all start doing it because they are lazy, inconsiderate scum.
I still think execution is the ultimate legal consequence! We could make it into a reality TV show like 'the biggest loser'. The twist here would be if you fail to lose the weight and keep it off....you face a firing squad loaded with blanks.....but for each rude, inconsiderate, typical fatty thing you have done in the show, one blank is replaced by an actual live round.
I would watch the hell out of that!
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Jesus fucking all of my nopes
[–] Goater 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Reminds me of this.
[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The hippo is at least making an effort to clean its behind.
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That is horrifying, I am seriously shocked. Shitting yourself as an adult in a public place and then continuing like nothing has happened? I seriously think that is a sign of serious mental illness or retardation. It is disgusting and just proves that fats are subhuman, even animals are cleaner than a fat.
They are a disgrace to humanity and this post has made me despise them even more.