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[–] CissyNotSissy 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Are they implying that the hot one is not a virgin, or that it'd be a good opportunity to get rid of the fatties? Actually, either way works.

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[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Why sacrifice the hot one when you can get rid of the fat one?

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[–] HamShanky 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why would the hot one be a virgin?

Shh I think there is a secret

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[–] Neon_Scrotum 6 points 19 points (+25|-6) ago 

Can you even begin to imagine how pissed off feminists would be to see this cartoon? Just thinking about that gives me a deep sense of satisfaction.

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[–] la_fupacabra 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

My face would be this man's look of pure satisfaction of a job well done

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[–] iheartmypuppy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Did... did you photoshop sports jerseys onto some of the women????

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[–] retailslave 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Isn't this that tool that flashed his duck at a rape survivor march or something?

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

For context, the female HuffPo writer who complained about being a kissless virgin was 33 years old.

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[–] sparklefuck 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"writer"

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[–] IRunVB 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Sure fire way to piss off the gods

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[–] bunsenhoneydew 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

God cursed them later on with a Spanish slaver invasion

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[–] Isolation 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Too soon bruh.

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[–] m314 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This would at least be one good use for them. If gods were real and human sacrifice helped somehow.

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[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I mean, technically, there's no real way to know if there are or aren't. I think we should do it, just to be safe.

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[–] 5200077? [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They'll sleep better at night.

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[–] Dexter_Widget 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And the food supply will last longer.

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