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[–] Dropkickbooties 7 points 24 points (+31|-7) ago 

The down votes on this this post are equal to up votes... Interesting. Seems you struck a nerve with our lurking fatties. Guess we know a decent chunk(tee hee) of them are males who know a sexy thin stripper would never fuck them. We are thin. We are sexy. And we couldn't be paid to touch you. I don't even need the muscle, or the abs, I'm actually into the bookish, nerdy types. The intellectuals you can have a long convo with. The only true deal breaker for me and the rest of us... You can't. Be. Fat. If you fatties are reading this, if you truly want a quality lady... Lose the fucking weight! It's really not that difficult to understand. You're disgusting, you're barely human, you have no self respect, and therefore we have no respect for you. The only chance you have dating a slim attractive girl, and I mean only chance, is finding a dumbassed SJW. And there's only so many of those to go around, and I promise you, even if they're "open minded" enough to look past the fat in exchange for a decent mental connection, at the end of the day even they would much rather be banging a guy who has enough self-respect to not treat his body and temple like a city municipal landfill.

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[–] Rimfakse 5 points 46 points (+51|-5) ago  (edited ago)

I downvoted because of the Red Pill vibes I get from this post. Come on, "don't listen to these fucking feminists"??

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[–] Cameron 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

i got a /r/justneckbeardthings vibe.. OP was probably an in denial fatty

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 5 points 5 points (+10|-5) ago 

I feel like thats more common sense than red pill at this point.

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[–] M_W 10 points 4 points (+14|-10) ago  (edited ago)

It's 2016 (heh). Feminists have completely lost the plot, and largely liberals too. It's okay to say they're full of shit now, because they are.

OP is right. You are wrong and need to take a look at what feminism has become in the last few years.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Agreed. This "alpha" shit is cringey as fuck. I don't need a man to tell me what part of the sidewalk to walk on. Op should stop encouraging this stupid "alpha" behavior that tells these redpill idiots that all women are children and need to be guided through life.

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[–] KikiCat 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

I'm all for having personal preferences but I like my boys pretty. Think prince, gackt, Orlando bloom.

It also reinforces gender stereotypes. Again, no knock again two couples for whom that works but it has a distinct vibe of 1950s house wife written on it. Fine if it works for you but there's a smug sense of "this THE right way" emanating from it.

I'm for gender equality and usually I pay for the date or split it. I'm not one of those feminists that say well we're delicate flowers etc. I make decent money so I can pay for dates too. Why should the man always have to pay?

And I'm not one of those people that yell at someone for holding open the door but I am just as likely to do that for some regardless of pregenant lady or fit muscular dude just because I'm a nice human being and treat other people as such.

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[–] Rimfakse 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly what I think (apart from the Orlando Bloom part. I am more of a Cillian Murphy woman), just way much better formulated than I would ever manage :)

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I didn't downvote it, but I sure as hell wouldn't upvote someone who refuses to date someone she didn't meet at the gym. I go to the gym to work out, not harass girls also trying to work out.

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[–] Shitladyopossum 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There aren't two camps of men and people who think there are make my head ache. You don't want to date a fat, that makes sense, but in my experience, alpha male douche bags don't know how to fuck a woman any better than a "beta". Also getting hit on at any public place NOT for sexual/romantic meet ups is really uncomfortable. I don't want to be lifting and have a dude think that means I want his attention, because I don't. I'm glad OP has a preference but OF COURSE she's a stripper who only dates/dances for thin men....this sounds like a dude for sure. Please don't speak for "all women" because we sure as shit aren't all the same.

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[–] IAmYourDemons 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I didn't vote but posts like this sort of make me roll my eyes. Sounds like a narcissistic douchebag. FPH is a place to rant and joke about fatties. They're just going off about themselves like a jackass.

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[–] DoktorSleepless 2 points 18 points (+20|-2) ago 

If you're not out of breath and sweaty after several consecutive hours of fucking, you're not fucking hard enough.

Fuck harder, you fucking slacker. Put your back into it. Give it your all. Your partner will thank you.

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[–] peripatetic 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Exactly... If there is no sweat, there is no fun.

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[–] IggyReilly 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Eh, maybe that's just the etiquette she expects in some cases, not what she demands. I mean, I try to be as polite as possible when going on dates, and most of this stuff is just etiquette. As far as picking up the check goes, I say whoever asked the other person out pays, maybe that's what she meant. The door-holding thing is just something polite to do, and when on a date it shows your thinking about the person you're spending time with. I look out for whether the guy is on the right side of the sidewalk too, because that means his parents or grandparents or some mentor taught him some manners.

I don't think she expects this, and does the fatty thing of huffing and waiting for someone else to open it if she reaches the door first or doesn't bother bringing money and order the entire menu, but she looks for these cues when on dates, and shitlords just tend to do these things. Fatties just take it to the extreme and act like princesses, it seems like she just wants to be treated like a lady.

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[–] maxoverdrive 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Where is the fucking fat hate? Yet another useless, masturbatory post without a lick of fat-hate in it, just cluttering up FPH with 1950's nonsense. Although I'll drop a clue for you here: despite what you clearly think, what's between your legs isn't particularly special or superior to what most other women have between their legs. It isn't made of gold, no matter what your momma told you.

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[–] TheEnglishShitlord 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You know, shitlords aren't always alpha.

In fact, I'd say the only qualifier for a shitlord is to be smart enough to know that fat is disgusting.

Probably makes me sound beta as fuck... but you know, what? Maybe I am beta. You ever tried to be alpha with Asperger's? (Actual diagnosis, not tumblr)

I'm rambling here, but my point is, some shitlords hate the butter-sweaters just as much as you do, but are simply incapable of being the alpha you describe. Not that you're not allowed your type, of course. But, you're only fucking one type of shitlord, not shitlords in general.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Don't let the alpha/beta dichotomy get to you. Any man who calls himself Alpha is embarrassing himself; a real 'alpha' doesn't need to go around screaming it to others, like how fatties always try to tell people they're beautiful.

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Raylan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The way the Internet (myself included) uses beta is actually wrong. A beta is a second in command, not a doormat. Omegas are the doormats everybody steps on, even regular folks (the bulk of people, who are neither alphas nor betas).

I'm a beta (in the ethological sense). I don't have the level of aggressiveness of an alpha, but I'm not a wimp. I can step up when needed, and that includes standing up to an alpha, if it's what is called for. (That's probably why I'm drawn to alphas. I'm too scrappy for regular folks. They bring out the aggression in me where alphas calm me down, because there's no need for me to be aggressive around them--that's their job.)

That being said I would bet shitlords have a much higher than average proportion of ethological alphas and betas than the general population, and about zero omegas. And for what it's worth, as someone with yet-another weird personality type, I don't think Asperger's precludes you from being badass. :)

(Gees... talk about rambling. I had to get that off my chest, I guess.)

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[–] Slyboots 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My best friend fucked with my head the other week about this. I told her I was the alpha in our relationship, she told me thats a lie she lets me think that way cause its cute that I think Im in charge. Im a loud talker (blame my dad for it) and I didnt know this until she pointed it out. If I get too loud she says something under breathe for me to quite down and I do. It shattered my universe.

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[–] TheEnglishShitlord 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, thanks for your kind words :)

I suppose there are other ways to be "badass" than physical confrontation. (Ever tried to look intimidating when you can't look a person in the eye?) I, personally, have no interest in being confrontational. And, even if I did, I really don't think I have it in me.

Instead, I threw myself into education.... 'cos, again personally, I think science is pretty "badass".

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[–] etherandhoney 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

I couldn't agree with this more.

I was out this evening and a man walked by. He was with his fat "girlfriend/wife". He had no arms and one leg. He was walking with ONE PROSTHETIC leg. He was wearing a shirt with STUMPS instead of arms. But at least he wasn't fat!

I remarked to my boyfriend, "Honestly, I don't even know why he would settle for a fat girlfriend."

And I seriously mean it.

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[–] DoughnutEatThat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sadly he probably doesn't believe he can get better.

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[–] sp2902iu 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

nah fuck outta here with your leave him with the check bullshit. Ain't nobody got time for your shit. Sure fat hate is NEEDED and a MUST in this evergrowing obese ass world but I draw the line at just dumping your check onto somebody else. At least pay for your part of the food then dump that sorry loser pigfucker's ass. Not everybody's down to pay for both! Some of us are poor or selfish or like to split 😒 There's that bullshit stripper mentality. Money may grow on trees for you but not for the rest of us k?

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[–] EnvyOfFatties 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

I don't get to fuck anyone, let alone a nice shitlady

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