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[–] TurnThemIntoSoap 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

It must really suck going on deployment and watching your friends getting blown up and coming back to a dependa that has similarly bloated to twice its size.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Different explosion, still mentally devastating.

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[–] buddyp 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sad that there is such a large number of dependappotami and that a lot of military members have to deal with that. You definitely did not sign up for THAT!

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[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Some of them did though, if you look at wedding photos. Some of them knowingly married fat women.

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[–] artemis73 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Time for a divorce!

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

I've heard horror stories about Dependas on occasion. Everything from Fatass Beetus Barges demanding to be saluted by actual military personel when on base, to cheating while husband's away and demanding that they be addressed by their husbands rank. I'd laugh in the cunts face if it even tried that shit. Someone needs to let them know that they're not anything great, they basically were too fucking stupid and lazy to go get careers and cut it in the real world, so in turn they decided to drop out of HS, get married, and the minute the ink dried on the marriage license they were popping out kids to secure that TriCare and paycheck. I just don't understand why a young man in good shape would tolerate that shit, kids or not. If I was a man in the military and I came home from deployment only to see my wife had ballooned up and resembled the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man, I'd kick her the fuck out quicker than she could inhale a #1 from Mick Dicks. No way am I going to return to some dependa after dealing with all that shit in an oversea's war zone. Why these entitled obese pieces of shit think they are deserving of anything for doing/contributing nothing is beyond me, but that's just obeasts in general at this point.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

^

I know a lady whose dead husband was a Navy Seal, and she said the exact same thing when I hinted at it. "I completely understand why these guys wouldn't want American women."

It seems like spec-ops-related people tend to be really shitlordy in that they think about the exact same things--fat people, IQ differences, etc.--that I do, without me priming them or introducing them to it. One guy I know who went into the Air Force to be an EOD tech said "being fat should be treated the same as smoking," completely off the top of his head.

Fat people would complain that it's "not fair" that he drank a jug of Tampico Punch every three days, but he did workouts before coming into work and spending an 8-hour shift sweating in a warehouse. Those calories were budgeted. That's what fat people don't understand.

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[–] baphometsrage 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

In the current generation of men who grew up without fathers and constantly bombarded with how they have to respect and admire/glorify women, it's no surprise they make this mistake when they're like 18-20 or so, they think they're doing the right thing and by the time they experience real life it's too late

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[–] Slyboots 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My father taught me to respect women, not farm animals

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[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

REEE Enlisting

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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Some things never change, apparently. This comic would have been just as funny twenty years ago when I got out of the army.

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[–] ICanLiftThat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So who is Linda G?

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[–] KillAllThePedophiles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A top secret CIA agent tasked with destroying ISIS.

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[–] Gravity_Wins 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Code name: Trudy Beekman

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why would they think they can possibly take the rank of their spouse? That's like me saying I'm an Eskimo IT guy because I'm marrying one! Still a white Chicagoan lady...haha

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[–] Supersecretgf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So....fucking...true... I'm in class help me I'm dying XD

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Found the Terminal Lance fan.

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[–] Isbutteracarb 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Can spend hours reading that

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[–] KillAllThePedophiles 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That comic is hilarious. Fuck you.

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