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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Obese people develop dangerous blood clots -– which can cause heart attacks and strokes – more often than people who are not overweight.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

What a pig. I'm glad I'm not one of the pall bearers.

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[–] BannedFromVoat_wtf 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Think of the gains though man.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

lol no thanks. I had a fat fuck cousin who died quite a few years ago and I was one of the pall bearers. God damn it was horrible!

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What use are gains if you have to risk a broken back or getting pulled into a gravity well to get them?

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

http://wdrb.images.worldnow.com/images/10486460_G.jpg

Riddle me this, shitlords. How many of these friends of hers are going to be shocked into losing weight after this?

A:

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[–] UnskinnyBop 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oooohhh.... I know! The answer is.... Cheesecake!

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I already pre-gamed the funeral by eating a cake on my way over. Now I'm ready for the real thing!

Seriously though, is funeral cake a thing? Been to some funerals, never seen or had cake. (Maybe I just haven't been to a fat funeral.)

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[–] finitely_eclectic 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

come to the south, the wake is basically a pre-funeral party (tons of fried foods with a side of mourning)

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[–] momdadibrokethevase 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Trick question, because it's genetic.

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[–] watzpoppin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That looks like a rough 37 years

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No shit! Pictures add like 20 (still rough) years.

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[–] Hargrave 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Remembering Jenny Pruett and her passion for students

Remembering Jenny Pruett and her passion for eating students. Fixed.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Her death had nothing to do with her weight shitlord. /s

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

37? Hot damn she looks like she's in her 50's. I know quite a few late 30's folks who still look like they're in their 20's. One of my favorite cousins is 32 and gets carded more than me at 25. The fats are too stupid to see that they accelerate their aging by 20 years carrying around all that fat goo.

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[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I wonder if it has to do with how our brains usually correlate diminishing features with aging. Because less features show on the obese our brains think they are older than they are? That's why they look older as they are heavier up to a point, then you can't determine age (or gender) anymore because our subconscious needs something more to go off than the vague form of eyes-nose-mouth.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry. It seems as though Mrs. Pruett has died from a terminal case of HAES brought on by her preexisting condition of uncontrolled stupidity."

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