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[–] AichSmize 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hiking shitlord: I'm going on a short 15 mile hike.
Fat blob of shit: I'm going on a long 15 step waddle.

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[–] m314 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Weightlifting shitlord: I'm going to lift this 500 pound barbell off the ground.

Fat blob of shit: I'm going to carry this massive amount of food over to the couch so I can eat it while I watch tv.

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[–] AichSmize 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fat blob of shit: I'm going to carry my massive 500-lb gut, AND this massive amount of food over to the couch so I can eat it while I watch tv. I need it to keep my strength up, do you have any idea how hard it is to sit? That's a workout right there!