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[–] AichSmize 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hiking shitlord: I'm going on a short 15 mile hike.
Fat blob of shit: I'm going on a long 15 step waddle.
[–] m314 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Weightlifting shitlord: I'm going to lift this 500 pound barbell off the ground.
Fat blob of shit: I'm going to carry this massive amount of food over to the couch so I can eat it while I watch tv.
[–] AichSmize 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fat blob of shit: I'm going to carry my massive 500-lb gut, AND this massive amount of food over to the couch so I can eat it while I watch tv. I need it to keep my strength up, do you have any idea how hard it is to sit? That's a workout right there!