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[–] fattyfattyboomba 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"You will never believe what my selfish girlfriend did. Here we were in the car after spending the day at the beach. All the other womenz were checking my out. They want this awesome bod I have. Anyways I needed to go to the bathroom, but every one I stopped in had a shitlord there triggering me with their thin privilege by fitting through the door that clearly wasn't created for a real man. So, like any normal person would, I went in the car. It's not like ots a big deal or anything, we can just get the car cleaned. And would you believe it, my girlfriend yelled at me. As though she was upset. After all the attention I was getting today she should feel so lucky to call this stud her boyfriend. Plus, she's going to have to get used to cleaning up my waste soon anyway as I can't reach down to wash myself anymore, which is still perfectly healthy. Damn feminism for making my girlfriend think she doesn't have to tend to my every emission. This is why we need men's rights".