Archived Obeast waddles a 10k, while reddit applauds him for "running a marathon" (i.imgur.com)
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Archived Obeast waddles a 10k, while reddit applauds him for "running a marathon" (i.imgur.com)
submitted ago by rakki
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
My walking pace would be around 250calories/hour and that's going to be fatty's speed at best. If we assume 2 hours of waddling at 500calories/hour to allow for the extra energy required to move the extra mass, tubby might have burnt 2000 calories, though that may be generous. That is not a bad calorie burn for a day, but it does not fix obesity. This fuck certainly ate that back immediately after and more meaning it achieved nothing this day except to put unnecessary strain on its joints. It would have been better served staying at home and eating a calorie deficit.
[–] rakki [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
His time is on the right. He walked 6 miles in 1:20-something.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ah. I didn't pay attention to the distance and figured the 6 hour thing was the time. 2 hours for a fatty 10km sounds about right. Math fixed.