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[–] veganyogi ago 

Fatties in front of or close to you in yoga class=bad. Behind you=badassery.

Benefits include shame and hatred they feel at sight of: 1) Your gloriously bootie in full view and reminding them of their own fat ass. 2) Chaturanga pushups and other strength exercises you execute perfectly which they can't. 3) Bitch I'm hotter than you stares you give from down dog pose when they are all red faced and out-of-breath on their knees. 4) Balance poses which they can't handle but which you hold with poise.

I could go on and on. So much fun.