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[–] Trigglypuff 2 points 100 points (+102|-2) ago 

You don't know me! It TRIGGERS ME that you think you do!! Saying you know me is Rape!! You are not welcome here!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[–] crashtestgenius 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

Goddamn I'm jealous. Brilliant account name.

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[–] Trigglypuff 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Thanks. I'm glad that you could check your privilege enough to admire my name XD

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[–] marquise [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

But-but we just tried to help! You said you had everything under control!

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[–] Trigglypuff 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Under control. How dare you use a white male word like CONTROL! This is opreshun

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[–] DivideByGodError 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

What's the deal with the way it "shuts down" immediately after each lardy outburst in that video? Is that the way it always operates? I would think embarrassment, but this thing clearly has no shame.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Fats aren't persons.

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[–] HolyShitLawd 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It's her brain rebooting after a fat embolis passes though.

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[–] marquise [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

To be honest, I had no idea it made Youtube videos. Thank God (lol). I only knew it for about a year, and it seemed like a normal person. Very quiet, actually. Didn't have many friends.

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[–] DivideByGodError 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Oh wow, I guess you don't even know the best part yet. I won't spoil it for you.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Being morbidly obese, having an elevated heart rate from adrenaline, and putting yourself out of breath by emotionally shouting will make someone have to pause like that. She's just trying to play it off like she's not overexerting herself, and it's sad to see that people such as yourself aren't able to pick up on it.

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[–] Dacoon63 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's only capable of expressing physically in short burst. Its blood sugar levels are so fucked it immediately near passes out at the end of each chicken-fat stuffed tube sock arm flailing spasm.

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[–] Buttress_of_windsor 3 points 28 points (+31|-3) ago 

This fucking thing said she realized she was sexually assaulted on a date from okcupid. Was that really an afterthought?! Is she some women's major who drank the cool aid and redefines past experiences to fit in as a victim? This keeps me up at night. These people are monsters and for real trigger people who are alone and trying to just get along without constantly being reminded of dark times.

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[–] marquise [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I don't know anything about a sexual assault or an OK Cupid date. It might've occurred before or after my time around her.....that's to say if any date or assault even happened. I've never known her to date or show interest in anyone.

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[–] blastar 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

It claims to like sex and to go on dates, does it really find "men" who would do that? If so, WTF is wrong with them?

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[–] marquise [S] 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

During the time I knew her, she never went on any dates with anyone. She never brought anyone home either.

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[–] oddjob 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Were you it roommate or did you just know its roommate?

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

You know this thing? Does it smell as bad as it looks?

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[–] marquise [S] 0 points 56 points (+56|-0) ago 

You hit the million-dollar question. It exudes a fetid smell unlike anything I've ever encountered before or after. It's a godawful stench that makes you want to die. The first time I smelled it, I thought it was a rotting corpse. I'm not kidding. Imagine shit and menstrual waste left to rot outside on a Louisiana summer day.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Someone said it was leaving college because of "mental problems". Are we sure it wasn't "menstrual problems". Or maybe both.

Ugh. I feel sick.

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[–] HolyShitLawd 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd be shocked if it still menstruates.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Ok. Sorry, but I have so many questions.

Does she know that her life is now a meme because of that temper tantrum? Does she know how crazy she looks? How much does she actually weigh IRL (if lbs is not adequate, tonnage will work)? Does she still have all of her teeth? Is she majoring in "Women's Studies"? Does she claim to "exercise" and if so, how many "hours" does she pretend to do per week?

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[–] marquise [S] 5 points 22 points (+27|-5) ago  (edited ago)

No prob. I'll try to answer them to the best of my knowledge.

I haven't spoken to her in a few years, but my cousin is still in her area and might have more details. I'll try to ask him next time we talk. She's about 5'4" or 5'5" TOPS and was in the 200-250 range last time I saw her. Judging from the recent Youtube video, she's definitely gotten fatter. She was indeed majoring in women's studies, which is a legit major, but sacks of lard like her debase it. I have NEVER seen her exercise, and that is something I definitely would've noticed given how we knew each other.

Edit: Spelling

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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Does she have a history of tantrums, or was this her first?

How close were you? Acquaintances, friends, buddies?

Do you still know her / see her regularly, and most importantly, can you tell us how she reacted to going viral and the whole #Trigglypuff thing?

Thanks!

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[–] marquise [S] 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is the first that I've seen. I was quite shocked, tbh.

I can't disclose the nature of our relationship but trust me, we were NOT dating. Oh God, I'm cringing just having had to type that out.

I haven't seen her in years. My cousin might have more information since he still lives in that area. I can ask him and make a separate post once I know more.

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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago  (edited ago)

we were NOT dating

Didn't try to imply you were, I'm sorry if I caused offense.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 3 points 14 points (+17|-3) ago 

Gender studies really does fuck with your brain.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It's kind of hard to come up with a single question that I'm actually curious to have answered. I think I already know everything I really need to know about The Trouble with Triggles from that single viral video.

Maybe it would be nice to indulge in a little schadenfreude. Do you have any super embarrassing stories to share about her?

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[–] marquise [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I have some. She became kind of infamous even back when I knew her. Neither I nor anyone in my acquaintance have known her to bathe. Seriously. More details on that story if you want to PM me.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'd appreciate it if you would just share whatever you can safely share openly.

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[–] 11llII1LI 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

PM me the story

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[–] entitledmoo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Can I get the PMed version? You're the best.

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[–] Kamiecat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Could I get pmed as well? I am fascinated by her.

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