So I wouldn't usually go near modcloth, not being a particularly alternative individual as their target audience seems to be, but I'm going to be eloping with my gorgeous shitlord bf this fall if all goes as planned (secret awesomely romantic plans!), and being a dirt-poor student I need to find a cheap dress. I happened upon this: Dress. Its a pretty cool looking dress, more boho than "rockabilly", but there are no reviews by humans...just hams. And they're all complaining about the bust not being supportive enough? Which worried me at first, being a 32DD myself, until I realized that ham "boobs" have no natural support/oomph, they're just flappy pancake skin sacks. So I'm still considering the dress, and thinking it might be cool to post a review myself if I buy it, complete with a shitlording picture of a human-sized female (me) wearing it to shame those cows by comparison.
Also, if any of y'all have dress suggestions $300/under, or funny fitshion vs fatshion wedding comparisons to share, please do!
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[–] svelte_vogue ago
Ok, gorgeous dress & congrats on your elopement!!
Modcloth used to just be "retro inspired" clothing but seriously since they began sucking up to whales they've turned into a tumblrina quirky mess. I love how the fatties complain about a perfectly fine piece of clothing because they're simply too fat for it. Their stupidity is so frustrating.
I'd also recommend you check out Chelsea & Violet, since they're modern boho. (They're a label, but I don't think they sell direct. I know Dillards has them.) you could try nastygal, too!