So I wouldn't usually go near modcloth, not being a particularly alternative individual as their target audience seems to be, but I'm going to be eloping with my gorgeous shitlord bf this fall if all goes as planned (secret awesomely romantic plans!), and being a dirt-poor student I need to find a cheap dress. I happened upon this: Dress. Its a pretty cool looking dress, more boho than "rockabilly", but there are no reviews by humans...just hams. And they're all complaining about the bust not being supportive enough? Which worried me at first, being a 32DD myself, until I realized that ham "boobs" have no natural support/oomph, they're just flappy pancake skin sacks. So I'm still considering the dress, and thinking it might be cool to post a review myself if I buy it, complete with a shitlording picture of a human-sized female (me) wearing it to shame those cows by comparison.
Also, if any of y'all have dress suggestions $300/under, or funny fitshion vs fatshion wedding comparisons to share, please do!
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[–] hamnono 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There are so many hams online leaving reviews. Most the time the reviews are negative stating how horrible the clothing is when in reality it just looks like shit on hams because clothing is not made for galaxies so of course it will look horrible and it is not the products fault. Congrats on your elopement :)
[–] SugarPie [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, they fuck up everything. So disgusting, like I want to see their gross photos in the review section!?? Just because nobody wants to see them irl they think humans have different taste online or something :/