The GNC near me is staffed by fucking fats.
WTF GNC. No fatties in a health store!
SO and I were there last night and decided to have some fun. We started reading the labels on the bars out loud.
Me: "Jesus Christ. This bar has 27g of sugar!"
SO: "Wow. Who would eat that stuff? That's as unhealthy as a candy bar!"
Eventually the fat waddled over and "Can muh help you?" As it glared at us with its rheumy diseased eyes.
Me: "No thanks, we are just trying to find some healthy options."
Fat: "I can help you with that."
SO: "Sorry, but we both are more qualified to help ourselves."
The fat just kind of stared for a bit slack jawed then when back behind the counter. When we finally checked out, it was gnawing on a Gatorade bar and drinking a full sugar coke.
I don't think we actually triggered it. It was one of those incredibly dull and blank faced fats that I'm not even sure was aware of its surroundings.