Well, now all the moo-cows, baby bacons, and horsey belong to me.
I'll be in and out today, as I'm expecting various people to swing by. Those who see and understand this will know what I'm talking about.
I will ping @middle_path 'cause he's awesome and may want to come poke a baby bacon right in the nose. They make such funny faces when you bonk 'em in the nose.
Also, I already toasted several times.
Oh, and I need overalls and a straw hat.