Archived Man Arrested For Jacking Off Horse and Himself at Same Time (moron.com)
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Archived Man Arrested For Jacking Off Horse and Himself at Same Time (moron.com)
submitted ago by TitoWatts
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[–] Cumsponge69 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If your uncle Jack helped you get on a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?
[–] imainlinesludge ago
"When the officer told Garbutt he was under arrest for suspicion for sexual assault on an animal, Garbutt responded defensively, “I didn’t have sex with a horse!”
At that point, the deputy had not mentioned anything about a horse."
wow
[–] TitoWatts [S] ago
Total idiot. I liked that he was laying low at a Seventh Day Adventist church too.