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[–] jerry 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I once knew a cop. He said the best way to get out of a ticket is wait until the cop is approaching your vehicle then stick your arms down by your legs and start screaming "IVE GOT A GUN YOU FUCKING DIRTY PIG HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME NEW HOLES TO BREATH OUT OF"

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[–] MrPim 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well, you probably won't get a speeding ticket.

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

in cases like this they typically load on as many charges as they can figure out - so yeah, you'd get the ticket, too.