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[–] Dashippy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She might have had better luck with her tits.
[–] jerry 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I once knew a cop. He said the best way to get out of a ticket is wait until the cop is approaching your vehicle then stick your arms down by your legs and start screaming "IVE GOT A GUN YOU FUCKING DIRTY PIG HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME NEW HOLES TO BREATH OUT OF"
[–] MrPim 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well, you probably won't get a speeding ticket.