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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"Hey Joe, you'll never believe this dumb bitch I pulled over!"
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[–] SocratesOP ago
Yeah that's probably what the cop told her too, something like
"Now I could take your license and take you down to the precinct for processing but I'm gonna let you off with a citation this time"
Dumb girl has no idea that she actually got a ticket and doesn't understand the favor the cop did for her
[–] Lemongarb 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Like the cop has never seen that act before.
[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Doesn't mean it doesn't work.
[–] cmor88 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Look here meow, I'm only going to write you a citation this time.. but next time your getting a ticket! /facepalm
Edit: I didn't see the name of the sub until after I commented. Just goes to show how appropriate this post is.
[–] lorlipone 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hey, an apropriate application of "Citation Needed"
[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I thought it was going to be about references/citation from the title.
[–] Dashippy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She might have had better luck with her tits.
[–] jerry 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I once knew a cop. He said the best way to get out of a ticket is wait until the cop is approaching your vehicle then stick your arms down by your legs and start screaming "IVE GOT A GUN YOU FUCKING DIRTY PIG HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME NEW HOLES TO BREATH OUT OF"
[–] MrPim 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well, you probably won't get a speeding ticket.
[–] Dragonfly44 ago (edited ago)
pussy pass fail
[–] Baconmon ago (edited ago)
>Has no idea what "citation" means after all this time
I LOVE being a girl!