Terrorist: "Say your last words!"
Dad: "Your last words!"
Terrorist: "What? ugh, you Americans. Be serious!"
Dad: "Okay, I'll be Sirius. Who are you going to be?"
Terrorist: "Stop. Why isn't this scaring your?"
Dad: "Nothing really scares me anymore; not since I saw that monster henway."
Terrorist: "What's a 'henway?'"
Dad: "About a pound and a half."
Terrorist: "Stop it, I'm serious!"
Dad: "Hi Sirius, I'm Dad!"
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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is peak dad joke. Am dad and approve.