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[–]shawnfromnh690 points
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I think they should call and if asked if there are any clues just tell them "I accidentally cut his hand off with a machete in self defense so you can get fingerprints" Hell no guns allowed then use the next best thing or set your house up like in home alone but lethally and not just painfully. My next door neighbor has a nice sign up saying "we don't call 911 in this home and there is a picture of a gun pointed at you" I think that makes a bold statement and he's never had a burglar but I guess it's because everyone can read in this neighborhood.
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[–] shawnfromnh69 ago (edited ago)
I think they should call and if asked if there are any clues just tell them "I accidentally cut his hand off with a machete in self defense so you can get fingerprints" Hell no guns allowed then use the next best thing or set your house up like in home alone but lethally and not just painfully. My next door neighbor has a nice sign up saying "we don't call 911 in this home and there is a picture of a gun pointed at you" I think that makes a bold statement and he's never had a burglar but I guess it's because everyone can read in this neighborhood.