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[–] HankRHill 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

there's an episode of metalocalypse where nathan is the governor of florida

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[–] MyNameIsMud 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Their lead singer and guitarist posted this

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Being a part of a satanic group that feeds off human suffering is metal

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes and no. If you start wearing suits and acting like the rest of them, yes. If you keep everything about you the same as it was before and refuse to play their game their way, no. Doesn't matter what your job is, it is an attitude.

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[–] GoogleStoleMyBike 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I am a metal head. Yes.

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Committing suicide after you chop your dick off is actually pretty metal.

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You'd think mental illness would preclude law-making.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] Doesnt_Matter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The long hair isn't helping at all, sir.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

SOLD MY COCK AND BALLS TO LUCIFER

GAVE XIR MY SOUL FOR ETERNAL DAMNATION

PAID TWENTY GRAND TO CHANGE MY GENDER

WORSHIP SATAN WITH TWICE-DAILY DILATION

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[–] misanthroat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Does it even have a virgina?