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[–] SIayfire122 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Police Officer Shot by Two USAF Sergeants

Two white members of the United States Air Force fired upon a light skinned latino police officer after being pulled over for burnt tail light. The police officer questioned them about the cache of weapons and stockpile of ammo. After they admitted they don't have a permit, the officer attempted to apprehend the two individuals.

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Without warning, the two fired upon the officer with their high powered assault style weapons and their steel penetrator ammo designed do pierce through obstacles. The bullets pierced through the police grade body armor the officer was wearing under his uniform. They torched the police cruiser with a road flair before fleeing the scene.

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After a long pursuit that lasted over 30 minutes, they were apprehended by state officials. Police found three weapons (two rifles and a pistol) and over 200 empty casings.

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The military is now investigating itself to find any connections to extremism within its ranks. "We will not rest until all die hard constitutionalists are eradicated from our Air Force. There is no place here for any extremists willing to fight and die for his or her radical views," stated the Chief of Staff of the Air Force, David L. Goldfein.


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[–] Phantom42 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fucking LOL. Gold-tier shit man. Well done.

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[–] SIayfire122 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's the actual Chief of Staff btw. That name is the only thing I didn't make up.

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[–] Hitlers_Politoed 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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lmao