Anon Archived I love it when strangers call me chief, boss, cowboy, and stuff like that (confessions)
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Archived on: 3/3/2017 10:00:00 AM
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Anon Archived I love it when strangers call me chief, boss, cowboy, and stuff like that (confessions)
submitted ago by 1456586?
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[–] 7037228? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hey faggot whats happening
[–] 7038235? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
His name is Ted. Can you believe that?
alternately:
I'm a man.
[–] 7037512? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was cleaning glass at a bank the other day.
A black guy in a goofy sweater walked by with some bounce in his step. He said,"Hey chief, how's it going?" in a heavy Somali accent. I responded with standard courtesy.
After he had gone inside, I proceeded to memorize the make, model, and plate number of his car.
[–] 7042771? ago
Why on earth did you do the last part?
[–] 7044582? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Somali accent.
Super friendly.
Suspicious.
[–] 7212253? ago
Hi STUFFLIKETHAT.
[–] 7095673? ago
Thanks for contributing... Sugartits.
[–] 7038318? ago
I hate it when they call me dear or my friend