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[–] jobes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

FAQ: I have an alarm clock and I am Muslim. Does my alarm clock double as a bomb in times of a desperate jihad?

A: YES! If you'll recall when you purchased said alarm clock, the store clerk insisted you get an "undamaged unit" from the back of the store. That was a divine intervention from the almighty Allah to get you the perfect jihadi clock bomb! Allahu Akbar and happy hunting!

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[–] citrion [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

FAQ: Is the bomb-clock a conspiracy?

A: YES! Absolutely. If you have any doubts, consider this: the boy's name was Ahmed, and he was easily old enough to be a suicide bomber. The way the authorities were so lax with him will undoubtedly cause concern and suspicion among people who have a good reason to be paranoid, ie Syrian refugees. Clearly, considering the timing, this was all planned for effect.

May I pretty please with sprinkles on top have a tinfoil hat flair now?

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[–] jobes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Let me message the CSS mod and see :)

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[–] G4 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

if (Muslim) {

isBomb = true;

}

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[–] lordoftheshadows 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

YOU HAVE POOR SYNTAX AND SHALL BE TERMINATED! REAL PROGRAMMERS EXPLICITLY EVALUATE THEIR IF STATEMENTS NOT LIKE CHEAP AMERICAN SYNTAX.

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[–] Meaeras 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

hey all he knows is some cheap javascript, let him be :(

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[–] Meaeras 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

echo "IT IS A BOMB?!?!: $isBomb";