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[–] jobes 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Up-abortions all around! Let's abort the Muslim adults too!

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[–] Clayton 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And the Muslim clocks! Abort those too!

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[–] jobes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And the Muslim briefcases! You can't build a briefcase nuke without one!

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[–] jobes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Stickied for obvious reasons

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[–] NIGGERFAGGOTASSCOCKS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dress up as plague doctor.

Walk down street to McDonalds.

Enter, walk to counter.

Hot blond girl turns around and screams.

Put on deep voice.

"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!"

Wave arms, leap onto counter.

Kickover register and charity jar.

Raise hands into air.

"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!"

Manager storms in, appears angry.

Moonwalk.

Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands.

"You are fat. You need not this."

Tip fedora to manager, jump from counter.

M'lady

Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school.

She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw.

Sprint to her.

Grab her fries, slap her.

Manager shouts, tries to grab hat.

Spin around, slap him across face.

"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"

Sparta kick the door.

Run out of store.

Walk the dinosaur.

Go home, leave without costume.

Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff.

See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it.

LOL.

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[–] chrex 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This post gives me reason to leave plebbit