NJ cats hunt mice and rats. NJ cats will befriend you. NJ cats are normal cats.
Florida cats are assholes. Florida cats will hunt the little lizards that belong here. Florida cats will screech and howl obsessively in their nigger-like mating rituals. Florida cats are like Jews. They'd rather corrupt the community around them then to try to make it a better place to live. I know this because there has been a large increase in HOWLING cats around the neighborhood in recent weeks. There has also been an influx of RATS.
I dislike Florida cats.
I HATE rats.
.....call me intolerant. I dgaf.