Archived How do you think martians would feel about stir-fried broccoli and spam? (broccoli)
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Archived How do you think martians would feel about stir-fried broccoli and spam? (broccoli)
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[–] lowonwhisky [S] ago
Yeah, but everyone loves broccoli and cheese. I want to show them I know them. That I care.
[–] Sragwaven ago
But spam though? Come on, you might like it, but they came from another planet, at least use real ham! You don't want them to think you're stingy!
[–] lowonwhisky [S] ago
You're right. I was hoping that maybe I could charm them into thinking I was a ditz. Do you think martians would like EZ Cheese or singles?