i was crawling around trees in washington state in its active months (spring-summer) and i saw a bird pretend to have a broken ling an then look at me in anticipation.
i took it as a sigh to look around the tree i was in.
i saw a nest full of gray-brown birds all snoozin an sheeit. so i took the social duty upon myself to poke them in the butts and blow in the backs of their heads.
1/5 birds even bothered to look, and the one fledgling bird stared lazily at me like he didn't care and that's why education is going downhill >:(
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[–] NeedleStack 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Are you for real? You killed nesting birds? Or is this some kind of creative writing?