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[–] memik 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Fuck me, I read that as a giraffe eating ass. I blame jews.
[–] getshanked 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It would nearly expend as many calories doing that as there were in the mouthful of grass.
[–] cosMICjester 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's why they stay fit. two percent body fat
[–] yaksarefinetoo ago
I think the giraffe knows how many calories are in what,
[–] YashinNashi 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I feel like those jumping jacks would burn more calories than he's getting from grass.
[–] PuttItInMyButt ago
maybe that's the plan
[–] MASSIVENIGGERCOCK 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It needs a longer neck
[–] TheOriginalChefDong ago
Goes down and spreads legs....
[–] knightgal0015 ago
A door a ble. Thanks
[–] yaksarefinetoo ago (edited ago)
I just watched a documentary about giraffes because of this and they are a super fascinating animal.
Here's the documentary. The part I have it set to start at must feel like an alien abduction for the animals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tapJy94gC1U&feature=youtu.be&t=1142
[–] TripleZ ago
It's almost as if they were designed for eating tree leaves.